Twitter so far, up till 13 Nov 11

Ella - "He looks like Grandpa Barry."
Jess - "No he doesn't, Grandpa Barry’s got some hair. He looks like Uncle Richard." Talking about Lex Luthor on superman 2.
13 Nov 11

Ella - "What are sausages made from?"
Jess - "Pig."
Dad - "And some other ingredients..."
Jess - "What, pig, pig, pig, salt, salt, salt."
13 Nov 11

Ella - "I need to go to the doctors, because I've got a baby stuck up my bum."
12 Nov 11

Jess - "When you make a baby, do you have to smoochy, or can you just hug?"
6 Nov 11

Ella - "Daddy, you're hair is predictable, because you have loads of hair, everywhere."
5 Nov 11

Ella - "Guess why the milk is clean, because I'm happy today."
1 Nov 11

Ella - "Oh Jiminy Cricket and all his vitamins and all his pants."
30 Oct 11

Ella - "I smoke cigarettes all day long. I’ve got cigarettes in my pocket, would you like one." Getting funny looks on the train, and embarrassing Dad.
30 Oct 11

Ella - "Mmm, the warm egg of the East." Eating cake mix off a spoon.
30 Oct 11

Ella - "I drowned it in the water, but it doesn't matter anyway. We're both in the army and we cut our necks in the land of Honalee."
27 Oct 11

Daddy carving a pumpkin - "So, what do you reckon?"
Ella - "Well that one's not mine, so I'm not reckoning."
25 Oct 11

Ella - "Oh, I'm so drunk off that cuddle. I want another one." (Mummy cuddle)
23 Oct 11

Ella - "If you're fat, or pick up sticks from the road, put your face in mud or poo, or cross the road with no clothes, that's embarrassing"
20 Oct 11

Ella - "I'm a Special Tickle Monster. My Mum shaved all my fur off."
15 Oct 11

Ella - "You've got lovely, lovely, lovely eyebrows, eye lashes and open-and-close lids."
11 Oct 11

Ella - "You're having a date, I'm sorry but you are, you're having a date with Mummy."
11 Oct 11

Jess - "You're not fat Daddy, because Mummy wouldn't be with you if you were fat."
11 Oct 11

Daddy - "Don't jump on my gibblets."
Ella - "You said the magic word, gibblets means do it again." Ella jumping off sofa and landing on balls.
9 Oct 11

Ella - "I don't like the green stuff on this pizza. It's yucky and cruel."
8 Oct 11

Ella - "Your hair looks fantastic, it looks rock and roll.”
7 Oct 11

Ella - "Let me see my packed lunch." Points at banana. "No of them."
6 Oct 11

Ella - "I'm sorry, I can't be in a bed that's been trumped in."
6 Oct 11

Ella - "I love Mummy more than cake and Daddy more than balloons."
4 Oct 11

Ella - "I'm the jam and you're the bread Daddy, because you're seedy and crusty."
1 Oct 11

Ella - "I won't laugh at your willy in the bath and go 'Ha Ha'. I'll just stare at it." Ella watching Daddy in the bath.
30 Sep 11

Ella - "Ah, ah, ah , ah, stablise, stablise." Beegees
28 Sep 11

Ella - "Who let the dogs out?" You. "No, I'm the girl that lets them back in."
26 Sep 11

Jess - "Mummy, this is the best day of my life, ever. They're so cute I could die." Arrival of two guinea pigs, against my will.
26 Sep 11

Ella - "I'm sad today because NOT of the wonderful things he does."
26 Sep 11

Jess - "Why is she running with her belly out and her knickers on?" Great North Run.
18 Sep 11

Jess - "I'm not really a toy hugger."
18 Sep 11

Ella - "We didn’t go to where people have brown faces. They don’t have shops or toys in Scotland." Jess - "Ella thinks Scotland is like India."
17 Sep 11

Jess - "I've got the same eyebrows as you." Ella - "We’ve got the same bogey time. It means I've got the same bogey as you." Inherited from daddy.
17 Sep 11

Ella - "My eyes are cameras, and I can click any photo I want."
17 Sep 11

Ella - "Daddies nostrils are predictable. Jess was predictable in the car."
16 Sep 11

Ella - "At the new house I want to get an evil guinea pig with evil red eyes and that's white."
13 Sep 11

Ella - *cough, cough, cough* "I'm not joking choking!"
12 Sep 11

Jess - "To mumy plys com bac from Jess. fings ant gowing wel." Letter to Mummy, after being told off by Daddy.
11 Sep 11

Why did you get 'golden child' at school? Jess - "Because I came back, and no one's come back before." Returning to Hotspur School after eight months in Wooler.
11 Sep 11

Ella - "It's too dark in here." Daddy - "No it's not, you can see my face." Ella - "But I can't see the hair up your nose."
9 Sep 11

Ella - "I did a trump in the bed, but it was too 'waffy', so I needed to waft it about."
9 Sep 11

Ella - "You ruined the house, look at this house, it's disgracious." Tidying/packing for the move back to Newcastle.
9 Sep 11

Slightly disturbed by Jess walking down the street singing: "Gimme, gimme, gimme a man after midnight..."
9 Sep 11

Ella - "As you're on your own, you must be very happy Yoshi (the cat) and Colin (the tortoise) are looking after you." 1st day of school.
6 Sep 11

Ella - "Orange juice is the bestest drink of my whole life."
5 Sep 11

Jess - "This song is really terrible Daddy!" TheSong in question was Celine Dions 'My Heart Will Go On', one proud Daddy.
4 Sep 11

Ella - "I love you daddy, you're great in motion."
3 Sep 11

Jess - "Music is my 2nd favourite thing in the whole world!" Shouting, whilst listening to music on headphones.
3 Sep 11

Ella - "Daddy, can I skittle my numbers?" Translation: typing random stuff on my computer.
3 Sep 11

Ella - "Daddy, I love you much more than teeth."
2 Sep 11

What job will you have when you're older?
Jess - "I'd like the family to move to Wales and I'll be the one that goes to work, in a zoo"
Ella - "I would like to make presents. I'm going to be Father Christmas."
31 Aug 11

Ella - "I can't exist for poo shit!"
Mummy - "What! Ella, you cannot say that!"
Ella - "I meant penis."
28 Aug 11

Jess - "We should tell Mummy to stop eating chocolate, because she eats waaay too much chocolate."
28 Aug 11

Jess - "In the olden times did people eat grass?"
26 Aug 11

Ella (sleep talking) - "Daddy, you're my favourite colour."
24 Aug 11

Jess accidentally kneels on Ellas finger. Ella - "Say if you're alright!" Jess - "Are you alright?" Ella - "No!"
22 Aug 11

Ella - "I love you Daddy, more than a crisp."
21 Aug 11

Ella - "Wire makes me electric and electric makes me banana bonkers. And even trees make me bonkers and tea makes me very hot and bursty."
20 Aug 11

Ella - "Uh oh. Daddy, your eyebrows are poisonous."
19 Aug 11

Ella - "Daddy, why do you have to grow hair up your nose? Nobody grows hair up their nose."
18 Aug 11

Ella - "Well done Daddy, that was Kung Fu fighting what you did." Ella praising Daddy for his wasp swatting skills.
18 Aug 11

Jess - "Can I shiver the sugar on my cornflakes?"
18 Aug 11

Ella - "It's just, *sigh*, I just want lots of pounds. If you give me all of your pounds, I'll give you three of my pounds."
16 Aug 11

Ella - "Excuse me, in my heart you don't say a word to me, only Mummy. Come with me Daddy, somewhere where it's pouring raindrops and blood"
15 Aug 11

Ella - "Keep an eye on Daddy, Mummy, because he keeps trying to escape whenever I get food."
15 Aug 11

Ella - "You're the best Irish in the world. Not you Daddy, the Cookie Monster is the best Irish in the world."
14 Aug 11

Ella - "Daddy, you're my animal. I'm going to look after you, so you don't escape."
12 Aug 11

Ella (playing with dolls) - "Excuse me, my children don't ask for anything."
11 Aug 11

Ella - "See that girl, watch her sneeze, digging the dancing queeeen." Singing Abba.
7 Aug 11

Jess - "Do you know another word for your noonie is vagina. Vagina sounds Japanesey, like China."
5 Aug 11

Jess - "Ella always treats me like a servant, and I want her to be my servant."
4 Aug 11

Ella - "Say hello to my wiggly friend" (re-enacting Scarface with a worm)
31 Jul 11

Ella - "Lie down Daddy, don't move. You're poorly with destiny."
29 Jul 11

Jess - "Why does Mummy say 'sodding' in the car. Sometimes she says 'Jesus hell'."
28 Jul 11

Ella - "Technologies number three ectology. When I say technology, it means I want some butter on toast with milk."
27 Jul 11

Ella - "3 months today is my time of being."
27 Jul 11

Jess - "Look at the view, it goes right round our car, in a circle."
Mummy - "You can see the whole world from up here."
Jess - "Not the whole world, not Egypt."
26 Jul 11

Ella (at the pet shop) - "I love the roasted brown rabbit. Roasted means lying down sadly."
24 Jul 11

Ella (talking on the toy phone) - "Well my Daddy's much bigger and fatter, and he's going to knock your daddy to peace and quiet."
22 Jul 11

Ella - "I've got some sort of fluffy wind inside my nose."
20 Jul 11

Ella -"I'm tired of walking, my tummy is empty of petrol, and I need to go to the Ella supermarket to get petrol, so I can run super fast."
20 Jul 11

Ella - "All of your problems made me not like jam." The end of Ellas obsession with jam.
18 Jul 11

Ella - "Smell my feet. Smell them! Or you're not my friend." *sniff*. "You're still not my friend."
18 Jul 11

Ella - "Can we have a toy?" No. "If you were amazing, we would have a toy."
16 Jul 11

Jess - "Are they snogging?" How do you know snogging? "It's like smooching, but just a bit ruder."
14 Jul 11

Ella - "Daddy, your yoko's all grooved up." Translation: your skin is thick on your heels.
10 Jul 11

Ella - "My elbows hurt the best." (she means the worst)
7 Ju l 11

Jess - "One day Mummy when you're dead, can I play with your eyes, your teeth and your chin." Asked a few years ago, hopefully she’s no longer a risk to society.
7 Jul 11

Ella - "There's a map in my head that tells me I can turn back into a baby, or a grandma or a mummy."
6 Jul 11

Ella - "There's a spillage in the village."
6 Jul 11

Ella - "No welcomes for the day of mysteries."
5 Jul 11

Ella (not eating her weetabix) - "I don't eat mushy things, because I'm allergic!"
5 Jul 11

Mummy - "You can't have anymore butter, it will make you fat." Ella - "But Mummy, you're fat."
4 Jul 11

Ella watching her sister getting a plaster - "Jess, is that blood or jam?"
3 Jul 11

Ella - "Do you want a special stink? I did a special bum stink."
30 Jun 11

Ella - "My shoes are wetter than a ‘storm shallow’. A storm shallow means when the rain is slow and snails get washed on the floor."
29 Jun 11

Ella - "I've got £4.85 and I can solve MYSTERIES!"
29 Jun 11

Ella (cross with Mummy) - "Oh! You are rubbish! You are poo poo soup!"
27 Jun 11

Jess (whilst crying) - "I want to be a cat, because I want a tail and I want to be with Yoshi."
26 Jun 11

Ella looking at lambs in a field - "They've got juicy things that are food inside them."
23 Jun 11

Ella watching a bird peck at a worm - "He's getting all the yummy blood juice out."
23 Jun 11

Ella - "I love Malfoy (from Harry Potter) more than fish fingers and ice cream."
21 Jun 11

Ella - "Sacrifice means I'm going to make you dead in the olden times." (whilst coming at me with her Kung Fu.)
21 Jun 11

Jess (sticking up for flies) - "Flies aren't naughty. They're just rubbish."
15 Jun 11

Ella - "Sally, did you do a trump? Sally, that is a stinky!" Ella blaming her rancid fart on her doll
14 Jun 11

Ella - "Daddy, I want to sit on your lungs."
14 Jun 11

Ella - "Daddy, do you know why I call you BIG FAT? Because you drink lots of milk."
13 Jun 11

Ella - "Uncle Richard Robot is yellow. He has blue arms and purple feet. He has red ears. He can kick his leg and roll around. He says "I am not a robot" in a robot voice. And he has googly eyes and pumpy feet. And a rolly bum. He can flap". She speaks the truth.
11 Jun 11

Ella - "Is tomorrow today, or will tomorrow be today tomorrow?" ...deep
3 Jun 11

Ella - "Daddy, you're not savoury enough."
3 Jun 11

Ella - "I don't want to have a baby, because I never, never want to do smoochy smoochy, because you'll get germs on your mouth and it'll be yucky."
30 May 11

Ella - "No, it wasn't a beautiful day, because everyone needed a poo and it was raining."
28 May 11

Ella - "The lovely colours of the wind of my heart."
28 May 11

Ella - "I get my energy from the wind. It blows in, *points to mouth* and whoosh!"
25 May 11

Ella - "Why do every week people get dead and fall over?"
25 May 11

Jess - "If you don't give me something to do, I'm going to go eye-popping mad!"
25 May 11

Ella - "Remember Jessie, Mummy will be stinky when she wakes up. Cos when I wake her up she smells disgusting."
24 May 11

Ella - "The leaves are being tickled by the wind."
21 May 11

Ella (Daddy eating 4 weetabix) - "Do you want to be fat? No? Then don't eat lots of things."
20 May 11

Dad - "What do you want to see at pets corner?" Ella - "I want to see a pig doing a poo." Turns out, it was the first thing we saw. Ella was chuffed.
20 May 11

Ella (poorly with the runs) - "I'm having a shooting poo. I thought it was going to shoot my bum off!"
14 May 11

Jess, writing the word 'take' - "Is this a split diagraph when the 'e' changes the sound of the 'a'?" Urm, what's a split diagraph?
13 May 11

Ella (needing pullups when she's asleep) - "I don't think I'm doing a wee, it's magical."
11 May 11

Ella (after both girls were told off) - "Are you going to open up Mummys tummy and send one of us back in?"
10 May 11

Ella - "Where do craps hide their eyes?" She means crabs.
2 May 11

Ella - "Daddy, can you pretend you're pointless and dead." Charming
29 Apr 11

Ella - "I shine, I blink, and I wink."
28 Apr 11

Ella - "I've got ants in my pants, and pigs in my wigs."
24 Apr 11

Jess - "I'm like a little fish that stands up in the river."
18 Apr 11

Jess - "All the tadpoles are called Bob."
18 Apr 11

Ella (picking nose) - "I'm making mixture with my bogey, and my mouth is the cooker."
13 Apr 11

Ella - "It's all about me today, so I can do anything I want."
9 Apr 11

Ella - "You shouldn't smoke Uncle Richard Robot, or you'll die. And no one will marry you!"
9 Apr 11

Ella (whilst drawing Daddy) - "Look at me! You're not keeping still, because your eyes are walking!"
25 Mar 11

Ella - "I love you so much I'm going to make you stylish."
25 Mar 11

Dad - "What yoghurt flavour have you got?" Ella - "Donkey flavour."
20 Mar 11
Mummy - "The children are just the right volume outside. We should keep them behind glass."
19 Mar 11

Ella (to Dad) - "You're George Michael, you're George Michael!" Have no idea what she means, but it's definitely the most upsetting put down, ever.
18 Mar 11

Ella - "You're squeezing my heart out, you know!" Jess cuddling her too tight.
17 Mar 11

Jess - "Where does Yoshi (the cat) hide his willy?"
13 Mar 11

Ella - "That woman's got a big bottom. I think there's a child coming out of that bottom."
12 Mar 11

Jess - "Do you love me because you can't see my bones? Is it nice when you can't see the bones?"
12 Mar 11

Ella - "The sense of it is why I do it. And don't even say I'm crazy in the coconut."
7 Mar 11

Jess walking home - "My legs are as tired as paper."
6 Mar 11

Girls finding a dead rabbit in a field, with no eyes
Ella - "Can we buy new eyes to put in it?" No.
Jess - "Can I stroke its whiskers?" No.
1 Mar 11

Ella - "Goodbye from Jealous land."
1 Mar 11

Jess - "Wouldn't it be nice in Sainsburys if they made catfood with birds and mice in. Then Yoshi wouldn't have to catch birds and mice."
20 Feb 11

Ella - "Daddy, you're a big fat cheese!"
18 Feb 11

Ella - "You're going to be married to jam, if you lick jam."
17 Feb 11

Ella - "Shave yourself young man" (to prickly daddy) "Stop laughing at me young man."
17 Feb 11

Jess doing the splits - "That would be real Kung Fu if I split my trousers."
11 Feb 11

Jess - "The red planet is called Mars. Is the blue planet called Bob?"
7 Feb 11

Ella - "The wind is trying to make me eat my hair!"
7 Feb 11

Ella - "I have bogey for my breakfast every day, when it grows in my nose."
7 Feb 11

Jess (a few years ago, aged 2yrs, playing Hide and Seek) - "Quick, the Germans are coming!" Must have been a past life.
26 Jan 11

Ella - "Are ants making us talk? Because ants make babies talk."
25 Jan 11

Jess - "Oh, I want you to die! Oh, I want your flowers to get out!"
24 Jan 11

Ella creates her own words. For example: grey gold = silver, boobie wangs = bras.
19 Jan 11

Ella (when asked if she played with the new girl at nursery) - "No, she was too pirate-y."
14 Jan 11

Ella - "I love new houses, but especially I love burping."
13 Jan 11

Ella - "Black is the naughtiest colour."
7 Jan 11

Ella (after hearing me, out of earshot, say 'I need an effin holiday') - "Can we come on your effin holiday?" (woops)
3 Jan 11

Jess - "When was the first time all the people in the world got alive?"
27 Dec 10

Jess - "It's really long. It's as skinny as a snake and as twirly as a tree." (Doing a No.2)
26 Dec 10

Jess (unable to sleep after Xmas) - "We can't help it, we've been crazed up with the toys. I think Christmas has crazed us up."
25 Dec 10

Ella watching two cockerels fighting at Byker farm - "Come on the grey one, you can do it!"
25 Dec 10

Ella - "I'm a stroke of luck waiting for you."
19 Dec 10

Ella - "Mummy, I forgot we had eyebrows."
9 Dec 10

Ella - "I really love jam, so can I have jam soup."
9 Dec 10

Jess - "Mummy, I know what sleep dust is. It's eye bogey."
7 Dec 10

Jess - "Daddy, why are you singing a baby song. You're not a baby, you're 51 or something." Thanks Jess
7 Dec 10

Ella putting Daddy on the naughty step - "Shut up! And sit there for 100 days, till you're old and part way in the ground!"
3 Dec 10

Ella (seeing her breath, in -8°) - "Oooow, chicken breath!" (sort of like dragons breath, I think)
3 Dec 10

Ella - "I don't want to stand still like Monday."
22 Nov 10

Ella (singing) - "Yucky, Yucky, Yuck, Fucky." (I'll pretend I didn't hear that.)
21 Nov 10

Ella - "I never want to fly on a broomstick, not never."
19 Nov 10

Ella - "Is Easter ... Christmas for rabbits?" (I think so)
17 Nov 10

Ella - "That robot's got tin-skin."
16 Nov 10

Jess when asked if she had a ball at school - "I didn't do anything, I didn't get married or anything, I'm just a child!"
15 Nov 10

Ella taking a bow - "Your Magic Steve." She means majesty.
14 Nov 10

Jess - "If I stay a child forever I'll be stuck in the olden times with no one to look after me and I'll have to wear clothes made of string."
12 Nov 10

Ella - "I think you are the extremeliest, loveliest Daddy." (Too kind x)
12 Nov 10

Ella (not asleep) - "I've got nothing to dream about. I've got nothing in my eyes. There's only black in my eyes. I've got the wrong eyes."
8 Nov 10

Daddy (being squeezed) - "Ella, you're so strong." Ella - "That's because I've got the Knuckles!"
8 Nov 10

Ella - "This book is big and I'm giantly good."
7 Nov 10

Ella (watching a rainbow fade) - "Oh, someone forgot to change the rainbows batteries."
2 Nov 10

Jess - "It's really good being a child, you see things that are really tiny and you hear things really quiet, because I'm closer to the ground. Grown ups are too high up to see and hear properly. "
2 Nov 10

Ella - "Daddy, I missed you. I miss you inside my eyes."
24 Oct 10

Ella - "Mummy, you're taking longer than a long snake."
24 Oct 10

Ella - "Don't laugh at me poisonous boy!"
15 Oct 10

Ella - "These stickers are impressive and important!" Big words for a 3 yr old.
15 Oct 10

Ella talking on the toy phone - "Uncle Richard's gone to the toilet to do a number 3."
4 Oct 10

Ella said stop mumbling, I asked how she knew the word 'mumbling'. Ella said - "I got it from the word tune, from the map in my head".
1 Oct 10

Ella - "When are we going to close the world in our eyes?" Bedtime.
28 Sep 10

Ella - "I can't sleep. I need it a little bit light for my bedtime eyes. The dark blights my eyes."
17 Sep 10

Jess - "Daddy, do you know why I tell you I love you? Because it makes my heart happy." Bless.
16 Sep 10

Ella - "Do nails grow so we can pick and eat our bogies?"
12 Sep 10

Jess (asked if she wanted an egg) - "Did you think of egg because you smelt Ella's fart, and it made you think of egg"
4 Sep 10

Ella - "I slept all night with the Dark on"
4 Sep 10

Jess - "Remember when I was lost, but you were just somewhere else"
30 Aug 10

Jess - "I like to stretch my arms and legs when I yawn, it makes my bones feel nice."
26 Aug 10

(Ella colouring in dolly with felt tip) Daddy - "What are you doing, giving her make up?" Ella - "No Daddy, she having tattoos."
24 Aug 10

Jess - "I was squabbled up by the cheese cracker."
22 Aug 10

Jess - 'Daddy, your hands are like warm, hot breads.'
16 Aug 10

Jess - "I like it when myself's good, so I don't get shouted at."
16 Aug 10

Ella - "I'm not friends with that fairy anymore. She took me to the Opera... I don't even like the Opera!"
9 Aug 10

Jess - "She cries as loud as the wind. And she cries as fast as the wind, when she doesn't win things."
25 Jul 10

Jess having piggyback - "Can I get one of those?" An electric wheelchair goes past. Daddy - "No they're for people who are too lazy to walk or can't walk." Jess - "What, like me?"
23 Jul 10

Ella - "Daddy, I just pumped and tishoo'd at the same time" (Translation: farted and sneezed)
23 Jul 10

Ella - "When you put beans in your tummy they make you go 'Pardon'. They make you go 'Poop'."
21 Jul 10

Ella - "I don't want to play outside anymore, there are too many bits of coldness."
13 Jul 10

Ella - "Oh! Ew! I smelled my smell!"
5 Jul 10

Ella - "This arm of mine is as big as a chicken."
28 Jun 10

Ella - "She's got yo-yo eyes."
27 Jun 10

Jess - "Be patient, because your patience is going to be a very long patience." Daddy - "Just hurry up on the toilet, I'm bursting!"
24 Jun 10

Jess - "Mummy, I didn't know I would get a mummy as lovely as you. No really Mummy, in real life."
18 Jun 10

Ella - "I'm having a poo." No you're not. "I am, I'm having a magic poo. It went PING!"
18 Jun 10

Jess - "My side really hurts, I might have stitched myself."
16 Jun 10

Jess - "If you keep falling over, your heart gets smaller and smaller, and then you die!"
16 Jun 10

Ella - "Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was wise."
7 Jun 10

Ella - "Horsey (the broom) speaks Spanish and French. I speak (whispers) Silent English."
4 Jun 10

Jess - "it went up my sniffy pipe." After chocking on her water, explaining that it then went up her nose.
24 May 10

Ella - "Girls play different sports to boys." Daddy - "What, like netball or hockey?" Ella - "No, girls play tra-la-la football."
15 May 10

Ella - "I need to eat weetabix to make me silky!"
13 May 10

Ella - "I like to go on rollercoasters. I like to go fast. I don't like to go slow. I get slow-sad."
2 May 10

Ella - "I can see your bum!" Daddy - "Good for you." Ella - "NOT good!"
26 Apr 10

Ella - "Where's my fork and knife!" Sounded rude when she shouted it.
24 Apr 10

Jess - "My arms are impossible."
23 Apr 10

Jess (to Ella) - "Put the puppies down and no one gets hurt!"
23 Apr 10

Ella - "I've got a willy, I've got a willy..." Jess - "You're a girl Ella, you don't have one." Ella - "I was just singing the willy song."
16 Apr 10

Ella - "Just boys play football. Girls are magic, and they fly."
13 Apr 10

Jess - "I was crazed by the Smarties."
12 Apr 10

I asked Jess why Ella was being naughty. Jess replied: "Maybe when she was in mummy’s tummy, maybe mummy put the wrong things in her."
11 Apr 10

Ella did a funny skid on the floor, I asked "what was that?" She said: "That was Spanish"
11 Apr 10

Ella - "My hair is so stylish, I'm stylish all the way." Talking for her doll
3 Apr 10

Jess - "Daddy, I love you as much as the stairs." Great
31 Mar 10

"You shout the loudest daddy, but Mummy shouts the most", said Ella
30 Mar 10

"My eyes are wet and my mouth is cross!" - Ella telling me she's upset
30 Mar 10

Having a sword/stick fight with Ella in the park. She says "I'm ganna spill your guts out Daddy, ok". That's just mean, and a bit worrying
30 Mar 10

Ella - "Would you like to eat my brown potato, Daddy?", pointing to the potty. Daddy - "No Ella, I do not want to eat your poo!"
30 Mar 10

When I asked Jess why she was pouring milk in my shoe, "It's just a wet present Daddy!”
30 Mar 10

Jess locked us out of the house today, whilst we were doing the gardening (replacing the raised beds). The sound of: 'Open the bloody door!' could be heard as far afield as Gateshead. She was in alot of trouble, as she waved from her upstairs bedroom window.

Surprised I didn`t do this sooner

Wow, I can`t believe we didn`t think of this sooner. the obvious solution for cataloguing our childrens mark on the world. Probably a good idea to capture the madness of Ella and Jess, in words and pictures, before I forget it all.